don't run, friends!
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kylemonMY (AWESOME) GIRLFRIEND WANTED ME TO POST THIS TOO
... EXCEPT I JUST REALIZED I DON'T HAVE THE STORY ON THIS COMPUTER AND THE PLACE I POSTED IT ON IS GONE
So you just get... this. Which was actually narrated by three people including myself. Well, separate narrations, of course, but still. (Mine was relatively the worst, ironically)
Robot Jones was, you know, chillin' in school. For the most part, he was content with his little robotic life, with his little robotic parents. But there was something missing. His non-robot friends were cool and all, but there was just something missing from his life! Something... that he couldn't comprehend. "I guess it will have to wait until later," he said in his robot-y voice, walking through the hallways to find his classroom. He sat at his desk and started talking to his friends for a while about his little robot life.
On the other side of the laws of making sense, Giygas was doing Giygas-y stuff. Assuming Giygas has a gender and is male, he could do whatever he wanted to do. He could fly around in the space in an atom, swim through the moon, or play in a giant planet made entirely of jello, but he seemed to think he was empty somewhere. He ate something, but that didn't make him feel any less empty. Giygas thought that maybe he needed to exist in a dimension that has real things, a dimension that makes sense. To decide, Giygas built a Giygas telescope made of anti-matter, and took a look inside of it. The first thing he saw, completely by chance, made him feel something extraordinary. And it didn't have to do with Ness. No, it was a robot. A robot named Robot Jones.
When the bell rang, Robot Jones was about to get up when his teacher ordered everyone to sit down, on account of their bad behavior that day. He was rather upset about it and joined the rest of the class in their confused discussion (aka yelling incoherently). THEN SUDDENLY EVERYTHING WENT ALL ADSJHASLFAKL and Giygas appeared to be on the wall or something, it was hard to tell. "ROBOT... JONES..." Giygas said in a voice that shook the ground. Everyone looked surprisedly at Robot Jones, who was just as confused about it as they were.
"Uh. Me?" he asked Giygas.
"YES... YOU... I WANT YOU..." Giygas replied.
"You what?"
"ROBOT... JONES... I WANT YOU."
It took him a little while to figure out what was going on, and if it was real, but something within Robot Jones sparked. "I... I want you, too!" He said, suddenly jumping at Giygas, who was really sort of like an abyss that kind of broke the laws of physics by being there, and they both warped away quickly. Back at Giygasland, the two of them were making out in the most impossible and disgusting way imaginable. You don't want to think about it. But it was beautiful.
Just then, Robot Jones exploded into a billion pieces, ruining their extreme makeout session. Too bad he didn't notice that sparking before. Giygas, whose making out with a robot was just cut short, felt deep sadness. Then grief. Then anger. So he rained fire onto the Earth and started the events of Earthbound.
The end.
... EXCEPT I JUST REALIZED I DON'T HAVE THE STORY ON THIS COMPUTER AND THE PLACE I POSTED IT ON IS GONE
So you just get... this. Which was actually narrated by three people including myself. Well, separate narrations, of course, but still. (Mine was relatively the worst, ironically)
Robot Jones was, you know, chillin' in school. For the most part, he was content with his little robotic life, with his little robotic parents. But there was something missing. His non-robot friends were cool and all, but there was just something missing from his life! Something... that he couldn't comprehend. "I guess it will have to wait until later," he said in his robot-y voice, walking through the hallways to find his classroom. He sat at his desk and started talking to his friends for a while about his little robot life.
On the other side of the laws of making sense, Giygas was doing Giygas-y stuff. Assuming Giygas has a gender and is male, he could do whatever he wanted to do. He could fly around in the space in an atom, swim through the moon, or play in a giant planet made entirely of jello, but he seemed to think he was empty somewhere. He ate something, but that didn't make him feel any less empty. Giygas thought that maybe he needed to exist in a dimension that has real things, a dimension that makes sense. To decide, Giygas built a Giygas telescope made of anti-matter, and took a look inside of it. The first thing he saw, completely by chance, made him feel something extraordinary. And it didn't have to do with Ness. No, it was a robot. A robot named Robot Jones.
When the bell rang, Robot Jones was about to get up when his teacher ordered everyone to sit down, on account of their bad behavior that day. He was rather upset about it and joined the rest of the class in their confused discussion (aka yelling incoherently). THEN SUDDENLY EVERYTHING WENT ALL ADSJHASLFAKL and Giygas appeared to be on the wall or something, it was hard to tell. "ROBOT... JONES..." Giygas said in a voice that shook the ground. Everyone looked surprisedly at Robot Jones, who was just as confused about it as they were.
"Uh. Me?" he asked Giygas.
"YES... YOU... I WANT YOU..." Giygas replied.
"You what?"
"ROBOT... JONES... I WANT YOU."
It took him a little while to figure out what was going on, and if it was real, but something within Robot Jones sparked. "I... I want you, too!" He said, suddenly jumping at Giygas, who was really sort of like an abyss that kind of broke the laws of physics by being there, and they both warped away quickly. Back at Giygasland, the two of them were making out in the most impossible and disgusting way imaginable. You don't want to think about it. But it was beautiful.
Just then, Robot Jones exploded into a billion pieces, ruining their extreme makeout session. Too bad he didn't notice that sparking before. Giygas, whose making out with a robot was just cut short, felt deep sadness. Then grief. Then anger. So he rained fire onto the Earth and started the events of Earthbound.
The end.
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Date: 2009-07-18 03:08 am (UTC)I love this story too, even if you can't find the other one.
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Date: 2009-07-18 03:11 am (UTC)I knooow
I know it's somewhere, though, fortunately. At least on my old computer.
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Date: 2009-07-18 03:12 am (UTC)I'm going to be chillin' in school too soon. I will be saaad
Well, at least there's still that.
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Date: 2009-07-18 03:17 am (UTC)Nooooo and we can't talk that much ):
I really hope I can get Japanese... And that they don't kill you with work. I'll help you anytime if you're willing to do some work too, alright? <3
Quite.
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Date: 2009-07-18 03:18 am (UTC)Homework might not be that bad, I don't know.
Really? Can you help me with Algebra and crap plz? (I wish you knew Spanish, that's a bitch)
You better get Japanese or I'll smack a bitch.
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Date: 2009-07-18 03:20 am (UTC)Hahaha, oh you. <3
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Date: 2009-07-18 03:21 am (UTC)(Nah, don't do that. You can just help me learn Japanese somehow because I suck at it.)
Oh me <3
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