I was a nice dictator

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I pulled over and changed nomorenoodles's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I turned theprinter in for littering (3 points). In February I bought porn for ronha (10 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-748 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, kylemon

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